hang a penis

So last night after my rough morning at court, then to work, then finally home I started working with a new batch of dough. I made a twirly sun, some flowers, and finally an octopus, after putting the top of the octopus on and pushing a hole through it down the middle with a toothpick I realized it looked like a penis. Damn, I should make a penis ornament. Okay, that won't work for Christmas however I thought about the decorative tags to hang around a wine glass stem and making little, or ummm big, penises would be cute for bachelorette parties...